Hey look! It’s a halloween store in an old bookstore in August!
It’s August and you know what that means: Halloween stores in ex-bookstores! That’s right, Pittsburgh… don’t miss your chance to visit old booksellers around tahn to buy cheap, environmentally unfriendly, sweatshop-made costumes 3 months before the wildly important Evening of All Hallows! Get your seasonal splurging on now so you can start preparing for Christmas ornaments in September! While you’re at it, be sure to put all these purchases on your credit cards so you can pretend you didn’t actually spend the money. The Spirit Halloween Superstore has yinz covered (conveniently located in the old Borders Bookstore on McKnight Road in Ross Park and other Pittsburgh suburbs).