Pens vs. Ottawa Senators in Playoffs Game 4
Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, get me the brandy! Sidney Crosby just beat him like a rented mule, more than once. Then, Matt Cooke officially made tonight a hockey night in Pittsburgh (even though the game is in Ontario). But did anyone else see how hard Chris Neil hit Kris Letang after that goal? He hit him so hard his kids will be born dizzy. It’s 4 to 2 and we’re not givin in, so buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too. The Ottawa Senators just lost their liquor license and Brian Elliott doesn’t know whether to cry or wind his watch. Shave my face with a rusty razor because baby, we’re going dancing with Lord Stanley! Holy Moly Mike Lange is awesome!