Buy Troy Polamalu’s Hair on eBay: SOLD!

Bid on Troy Polamalu's Hair on eBay!

Bid on Troy Polamalu's Luscious Locks on eBay!

You have less than two days to make your dream a reality. Troy Polamalu‘s hair is up for bid on eBay! So far, the bidding is up to $115 but do the math. If Head & Shoulders was willing to insure the man’s hair for $1 million, that means there is value in every silky strand of… ok, you get the picture.

Monetary value aside, this lock of hair would make an excellent good luck charm if nothing else! Troy is Samoan, and in his culture, hair is very important and is attributed with power and strength (and tackling a man by his hair is an action of weakness and cheapness #justsayin). So the mission is clear, Pittsburgh, a die-hard Steelers fan better end up with this bag of hair!!

Troy Polamalu’s long locks were just insured for $1 million & now you can own a lock of your own.

I ended up with it after a big office clean up a few months ago and kept it just incase it was ever worth anything.

I would rather sell it to a Steelers fan than keep it.

The lock of hair comes in a plastic sealed back along with a fact card about his hair. I will send them both in a metal tin box that they came in.

Is it really Troy Polamalu’s hair? Here’s a scary thought… what if it is Troy’s hair, but he doesn’t remember having it cut? Creeeepy! We know what you’re thinking, but NO, this auction is not listed in the “Weird Stuff” category! Check under Fan Apparel & Souvenirs. And if you miss the auction, you can always pick up one of these antenna balls.

Some of the questions the seller received so far are entertaining:

Q. Do you have DNA proof that this is truely Troy’s hair?
A. No, my DNA verifying machine is down right now. The hair was sent out by Head & Shoulders so they would be able to confirm it is Troy’s.

Q. Hi. I would buy it for two cents if you offered it as a Buy It Now.
A. Thanks, but I don’t need your two cents.

Q. This is really hard to believe that a man who insures his hair for one million dollars would let someone like you sell a lock of it on ebay! I smell a rat! Not a very good description either! I hope no Steeler fan in their right mind falls for this! You are making a profit off of the true love and dedication of Steeler Fans and it makes me sick! I hope Mr. Polamalu sues you! I speak for the Steeler Nation. I hope you enjoy your time in the spot light.
A. Actually, his hair was sent out as a promotion buy Head & Shoulders. I’m not the only one who has a lock, I’m just the only one to sell it on ebay. You are welcome to ask them or him to identify the hair. Have a great day!

Q. Does this come with a COA ?
A. It comes in a box with a card. There is no COA, but the hair was sent out by Head & Shoulders. You can verify it with them.

Q. Can you prove the validity of this hair? You could have obtained it from the floor of your hairdresser. Can Troy varify this is his hair?
A. My hairdresser says she doesn’t have any Samoan clients. However, since the hair was sent out by Head & Shoulders, either they or Troy could verify the hair.

Q. you never wrote in the listing that the hair was cut from troys head, nor does the card in the picture say so. it only says facts ABOUT his hair.
A. I wasn’t there for the actual haircut, but I’m sure Head & Shoulders wouldn’t send out fake hair. What would be the point of that?

While we’re on the topic of Troy Polamalu and hair, did you see his latest Head & Shoulders commercial?? LOL

Do we hear $150? Do we here $500?
How much do you think Troy’s hair
is going to sell for on eBay??

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