Move, Ya Jagoff (Moves Like Jagger) + Lyrics

Drivin’ across tahn ain’t easy with all the jagoffs aht there, ‘sepcially when it’s rush ahr and you gotta get from M’roeville to Dahntahn in a jiffy. Pat Conway and Nick Armstrong went aht and made a video all about it that maybe yinz can play in your hoopties during the ride into tahn next time. Take a bit of the edge off the hike. Lyrics to the song…

Gotta shave and get to work
Probably gonna hit some traffic
Come on now
On 376, there’s a lane closed
And all these jags
Are taking the same road?
And this guy right beside me
Is texting and driving
For cryin’ aht loud
And I wish they would stop
Shootin’ this damn film
Starrin’ Tom Cruise
Traffics a stand-still
I’m just tryna get back
To watch the yellow and black
And fix me a snack
Of bologna and cheese

Nothin’ but commercials on the radio dial
10 minutes and I’m still at the Miracle Mile
Move, ya jagoff
Oughta move, ya jagoff
Oughta mo-oo-oo-oo-ove, ya jagoff

I’m goin’ to get my girl she works dahntahn
Had a Pittsburgh Left
Probably roots for the Browns
Move, ya jagoff
Oughta move, ya jagoff
Oughta mo-oo-oo-oo-ove, ya jagoff

Cars slowin’ down
Like a turtle will
Just cuz we’re goin’
Through the Squirrel Hill
We’re now in the tube
He’s switchin’ lanes like a boob
I ain’t in the mood
He’s got a No Fear sticker
On the back window
Wavin’ everyone in
Why’d you let him go
Now he’s jammin’ the brakes
With a smile on his face
For Pete’s sake
Jagoff!

And it goes like this
Nothin’ but commercials on the radio dial
10 minutes and I’m still at the Miracle Mile
Move, ya jagoff
Oughta move, ya jagoff
Oughta mo-oo-oo-oo-ove, ya jagoff

I’m goin’ to get my girl she works dahntahn
Had a Pittsburgh Left
Probably roots for the Browns
Move, ya jagoff
Oughta move, ya jagoff
Oughta mo-oo-oo-oo-ove, ya jagoff

I swear Ima end up spending half my life in traffic with these jags in rush hour
I try to get up 30 minutes earlier everyday, it don’t matter
My wife and daughter always hoggin up all the shower time, takin’ all the hot water!

MOVE YA JAGOFF (Pittsburgh spoof of Maroon 5 "Moves Like Jagger")

Driving in Pittsburgh gets rull frustrating. A yinzer version of Maroon 5’s hit song, “Moves Like Jagger.” Starring Nick Armstrong. Created by Pat Conway.

video link | @RaySearage | submitted by Pat Conway