There have been a couple different versions of this video but this one uses a picture of Matrix Night Club from Boring Pittsburgh so we thought it was the best (except for the “Shadyside chicks” pic wtf).

The “Dahntahn” Song

When Joe Grushecky & The Clarks ain’t around and you feel all alone.
Dahn tahn!
The Box Office lost your reservations for B.E. Taylor’s Christmas Show.
Dahn tahn!

Go down to the Edison, the girls are really pretty,
The 31st Street Pub serves up the coldest Iron City!
Mt. Washington . . .
They got . . .  a cool . . .  view up ‘ere.
Then you can hop on the incline, down to Station Square and go . . .

Dahn tahn!
Yinz can get eggs nat
Dahn tahn!
Shadyside Chicks are Phat!
Dahn tahn!
Sumpthin’ is waitin for yinz!

Dont hang around in the wrong parts of town, where all the jag-offs go . . .
Dahn tahn!
Go see the Buccos, the Penguins or the Donnie Iris Show!
Dahn tahn!

Go to Charlie Murdocks you can check out the Granatis
Or head over to Matrix, you can look at all the hotties!
Liberty Avenue . . .
You dont know what you’ll find ere,
Maybe hookers or trannys with high heels and big hair! Just go . . .

Dahn tahn!
A sammich at Primanti’s!
Dahn tahn!
Happy endings at Silky’s!
Dahn tahn!
sumpthin’s waitin’ for yinz!

Tailgatin’, drinkin’ and dancin’ the polka at the Stillers game
Dahn tahn!
Dont make fun of the way we talk, Don’t call our Mayor Opie
Pittsburghs home of Myron, Mr. Rogers and Sophie
Squirrel Hill!
Homewood / Wilkinsburg if you dare
And then well ride on The “T” and have lunch at Market Square and go . . .

Dahn tahn!
French Fries at The O
Dahn tahn!
Southside is where we go!
Dahn tahn!
Cause sumpthin’ is waitin’ for yinz!!!

Disclaimer: we do not condone the use of “Pittsburghese”. The song posted is for entertainment purposes only.

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