All the bored people around the world that were obsessed with planking are now doing something less dangerous but even more boring. It’s called Tebowing. As an answer to the Tebowing phenomenon, our friend Bubba from Star 100.7 produced a video tutorial on how to do the Steelers version of Tebowing… Steel-Bowing! Now we just have to pray that the Steeler Nation’s Steel-Bow prayers are more convincing than all the Tebowers out there. This is almost as good as the Steelers Baptism. Happy Steel-Bowing, Pittsburgh!
To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
Did you know this guy Tebow even has a rule named after him? It’s called the Tebow Rule and it bans players from having messages written on their eye black. Eye black is the grease or black paint (available in stickers too) that football players wear under their eyes. It is used to reduce glare from stadium lights and sunlight. Apparently, when he was playing college ball, Tim Tebow thought eye black was also useful for advertising his favorite bible verses. Ain’t nothing wrong with that, but the NCAA didn’t think it was cute.
Steelers Prayer for use while Steel-Bowing
O God, we beg Thee in Thy ineffable wisdomTo decide who you like better, Tebow or your Steelers NationPlease let both teams play on Sunday without any inuriesEspecially protect your Tebow from the onlsaught that will be upon himWhen James Harrison, Lamarr Woodley and Troy Polamalu bring the onslaught,And hit Timmy like he has never been hit before…please protect him…He’s gonna need itAnd may your mighty hand come down and deflect any passes he may get off prior to thatAnd we beg Thee, o Lord, may you bring speedy health and recovery toBig Ben’s and Pouncey’s ankle, Woodley’s hammy…and the rest of the list that is too long to readO Lord we ask you this day to channel the skill of Franco Harris to the body of Isaac RedmanThe speed of Mike Wallace to Mike Wallace….never mind….thanks for hooking us up for that oneAnd the strengthy of Jerome Bettis to that Clay guyWe thank Thee O Lord for listening to our pleas in advanceAnd giving the Broncos fans the strength to fight through their post game tearsIn the name of the Rooney’s Art, Dan and the other oneAMEN!