The Pittsburgh Tunnel Monster
The genius who made this picture claims that tunnel monsters do not exist. If this is true, it means that the majority of Pittsburgh drivers are, by definition, insane.
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Drivin’ across tahn ain’t easy with all the jagoffs aht there, ‘sepcially when it’s rush ahr and you gotta get from M’roeville to Dahntahn in a jiffy. Pat Conway and Nick Armstrong went aht and made a video all about it that maybe yinz can play in your hoopties during the ride into tahn next time. Take a bit of the edge off the hike. Lyrics to the song…
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The Pittsburgh Parkway Troll
vivaGLAM88 – All there is in Pittsburgh is traffic …. this is what I seen to my right http://t.co/Y7YWycLEvery Pittsburgher has heard of the Tunnel Monster before. There’s no doubt about its existence, and no better explanation for why everyone slows down right before the tunnels. It has never actually been seen or captured on film before, but rest assured the monster is on duty daily between 3pm and 6pm (sometimes working overtime to slow things down in the evening).
Now there is a new character on the road and he’s not scared to be seen. We’re calling him the Pittsburgh Parkway Troll. He was last seen on parkway west leaving Monroeville. Have you seen this guy before?
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Stuff that bores us: YouTube videos of driving through the Fort Pitt Tunnel (there are over 100 of them). Stop it! Unless you actually capture the Tunnel Monster on film, stop contributing to making this city more boring than it already is. And to all the thousands of people who watch these videos: if you are so interested in the Fort Pitt Tunnel experience, why don’t you relocate to Pittsburgh, find a job out near Robinson, and sit in the traffic for 1+ hour every day.
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