The following tornado video transcript should be read aloud with a heavy yinzer accent:

Get out here guys!
Alright, it’s hailing reeeally bad right now.
We got a twister, you see that twister?
DO YOU SEE THAT TWISTER?
(On the phone with his mom now)
Hello? yeah.
There’s a tornado right over our house ma.
It’s a tornado.
Ma, it’s a it’s a huge tornado.
I’m getting it on video tape.
I’m inside mom (no he’s not), I gotta go.
I’m gonna shut the door, and shut it and lock it up.
It’s right above us mom.
It is humongous.
Mom, it’s hailing golf balls.
This is horrible. Ok.
I’m staying in ok? (hangs up the phone, but he’s still outside)

That’s a tornado.
Right now we’re in Hempfield, Pennsylvania.
March twenty third, two thousand and eleven.
This tornado, we don’t get tornados here.
This tornado here, its comin’ hard.
It’s comin’ down hard.
DO YOU SEE THAT?
DO YOU SEE THAT?
OMG it’s rippin’ stuff apart.
This is a tornado guys.
This is a tornado.
OH MY GOD, if you could see that!
OH MY GOD, IT LANDED!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
TORNADO, TORNADO!!!!!!11

Tornado in Hempfield Part 2:

That’s a tornado guys, right there.
This is Hempfield.
I’m tryna get this tornado.
There it is.
There she is.
Did you just see her?
Did you just see that?
Did you just see that?
DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?
This is horrible.
It came out of no where.
It’s twirlin’ everything up.
It hit us hard.
That was a tornado.
That was a tornado guys.
Did you see that?

Thanks to @TheBeardyBoy for the tip!