Pittsburgh Pirates Segway Guy with dog holders at PNC Park#WTFPGH? Yinz already know about Bumper Bike Dude, now without further ado we’d like to introduce you to Pirates Segway Guy – equipped with cup pup holders and all (as referred to by @thejqs). Pic taken outside of PNC Park. Let’s go Bucs!

Pirates Segway Guy Theme Song:

They see me rollin’
They hatin’
They tryna catch me ridin’ furry
Tryna catch me ridin’ furrrry!

Pic got here via Heather Schmelzlen via fifteentango88’s Facebook friend.

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