Pittsburgh PAT Bus Driver and Turners Iced Tea - Classy Yinzer

Today, we salute you Mr. PAT Bus Driving Turner’s Premium Tea Drinker.

You don’t just wanna keep your mini-jug cool on the job, you want it to fly in the wind.

No cup holder? No problem. Hook it on and let it rip.

Because it’s the only cup holder in the world that can double as a wallet chain.

Other bus drivers are jagoffs to riders who forget the new “Pay Enter” rule, but not you. You just shrug it off and take a swig.

No, it’s not artificially colored instant tea flavored with powdered lemon juice. It’s liquid gold.

And you’re not an urban chauffeur. You’re a transit operator with ingenuity.

So keep on innovating, Mr. PAT Bus Driving Turner’s Premium Tea Drinker, because it’s yinzers like you that get us all arahnd tahn.

Pittsburgh PAT Bus Driver and Turners Iced Tea - Classy Yinzer#WTFPGH submission by Kevin, thanks! Inspired by Real Men of Genius. If anyone wants to help us turn this in to a regular series with videos and all, let us know.

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