WTFPGH: Unopened Bottle Kraft Creamy Catalina Salad Dressing (Dormont)

If you are in need of a full size bottle of Kraft Creamy Catalina salad dressing, you’d best hurry up because this one won’t last long! A few rules: First of all, make sure you show your ass up. Don’t be like all those other disrespectful Craigslisters! Second, no vague, two worded iPhone emails like “text me” or “still have?” Third, absolutely no phone calls… even though the number isn’t listed!

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